WORK TO LIVE NOT LIVE TO WORK (init)

You only live 2ice, is the title of an excellent Bond movie. Hence, why waste most of your life on earth sweating and stressing for your employer, while you can simply bum around your office, talking rubbish and making coffeewhile being paid? Of course, setting up your own blog is also a temptative option.

But again. How many hours a week do you dedicate to your evil, bullish, boss?
Follow my advice, oh friendly reader. Do work the least possible. Be late. Do drugs the night before your salary review (you'll get the least possible raise if not a cut, you know that!), get pissed (drunk) at lunchtime. Oh, and do by all means insult as many people as you can while at work. It will pay back in due course, trust me.

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Don't you just love mondays?







Mondays are great. Everyone is not up for it at all, yet most people have lots of energy left from the week end.
Mondays also present individuals with a belief thata new start can be made on this lovely day. Start dressing better, start addressing people more politely, start making more money or flirting with someone you never flirted with before.

Well do we? Do we actually start a new life every week or rather, do we merely hope that our routine will drastically improve with the commencing of a new period fo time defined byt the solar calendar?
The answer to this as well as to most other questions, as most academics, politicians and bullshitters will tell you, is that it depends.

What does it depend on, my friends, is on you. Your circumstances, your options, your priorities and, most importantly, what do you want.

Hence, just answer: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

BIG BLUE MOON

In case you had not found out yet, this is THE game in town. Everybody is talking about this.
and yes, if you still have not worked it out, you probably are a little thick after all. But perhaps not. Maybe you have just been provided with bad examples. Maybe the ones below, in writing in front of you, will bring some enlightement to your humble mind.

Okay, alright. Big Blue Moon: Hammersmith Bridge, my uncle, the World Wide Web

Okay, alright. Big Blue Moon: lifesavers candies, hezbollah, King's College London

Okay, alright. Big Blue Moon: apple trees, canadian stamps, Israel

Okay, alright. Big Blue Moon: My Fair Lady, Purple Just, the Iron Lady

Okay, alright. Big Blue Moon: the Weakerthans, Sweet Sensi, Malawi

Got it at last? Great - I'm glad you were capable of resolving this complicated puzzle. Well done, and don't forget what Iron Maiden sang about the hills! Gotta run buoy, gotta run buoy!

PICK YOUR QUOTES

So yo whassup!!! These are the quotes. See if you can name whom they are from.... No googling!

"Impossible is nothing". "if you want it, you gotto believe"

OR

"go with the flow". "take it easy". "don't forget that joint my friend, pass it over to me"

OR

"when the ship goes down, you better be ready". "It's a long way to the top, if you wanna rock and roll"

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"if the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't he kind of pussy to drink it". "maybe we shall overcome someday"

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"jesus christ is coming back, he wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass". "you call it religion you're full of shit"

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"sometime, is all the time". "be what you want to be, do what you what to wanna be"

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"Oh boy, get in a tower, your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell". "New York, New York, is a hell of a town"

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"space boy, I miss you". "baby don't you panic: by the light of the night, it will all be alright, I'll send you a satanic mechanich!"

OR

"Friend is a four letter word". "flash. ah-ho, he's a miracle"

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"No need to shop around you got tha good shit at home". "he lost his humour years ago"

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"gonna change the world world with Hokey stick". "all you gotto do is go out reach and grab it". “Clothed in purple and fine linen.”

had fun enough? hope so if not you'll simply have to cope with it.

ciao for now!

Hello there, and welcome to Just purple.



Or, if you may, purple; just without any of the complicated procedures an actor/actress would go through by wearing something of that colour on performance day.

Below i have enlisted the basic guidelines I'd like you to follow should you want to leave your footprint by comment. That is most warmly welcome.

BASIC RULES

1. No hard drugs
2. Be nice to everyone
3. No USA holes

Enjoy, if you may!