WORK TO LIVE NOT LIVE TO WORK (init)

You only live 2ice, is the title of an excellent Bond movie. Hence, why waste most of your life on earth sweating and stressing for your employer, while you can simply bum around your office, talking rubbish and making coffeewhile being paid? Of course, setting up your own blog is also a temptative option.

But again. How many hours a week do you dedicate to your evil, bullish, boss?
Follow my advice, oh friendly reader. Do work the least possible. Be late. Do drugs the night before your salary review (you'll get the least possible raise if not a cut, you know that!), get pissed (drunk) at lunchtime. Oh, and do by all means insult as many people as you can while at work. It will pay back in due course, trust me.